"I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!" - George Costanza "If he punched you in the face you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him." "Sharks have a week dedicated to him." "His blood smells like cologne." "If he disagrees with you, it is because you're wrong." "Alien abductors have asked him to probe them." "His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body." "He can speak French, in Russian." "He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like." - The Most Interesting Man In The World "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog." - Archie Griffin "Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things that you choose to be." - Michael Scott to Toby